You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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