living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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