It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
