Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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