Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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