I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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