idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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