The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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