I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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