think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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