Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
then he tried to convert me to islam
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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