you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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