Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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