I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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