My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Farmville is her only friend.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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