Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
they need to just BURY HIM!
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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