would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Randomize
