So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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