I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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