:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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