she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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