Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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