How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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