Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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