Are we in a gay sports bar?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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