so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize