My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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