What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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