STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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