i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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