I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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