Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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