i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
