sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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