if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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