I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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