so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I can't turn off my feet"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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