Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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