And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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