Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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