I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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