You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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