Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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