I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
