Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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