I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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