Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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