No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
