There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I take back everything I said about communal showers
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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