'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
How many fucks given?
0.12846
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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