I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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