i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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