I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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