Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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