i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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