i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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