You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Randomize
